Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
what day is it and did you see me today?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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