..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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