He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
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Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
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I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I fill condoms, not promises.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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