I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
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Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
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He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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