I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
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Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
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She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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