So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
he wants to bone in the snuggie
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I came so hard my ears popped.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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