Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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