I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
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remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
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There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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