Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
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I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
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HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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