I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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