I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
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