How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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