I'm lost and stupid without you.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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