I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
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Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
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i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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