running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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