Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
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