Walk of Shame. In a state park.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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