sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
two words...techno handjob
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
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