You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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