How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
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My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
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I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
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