Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Randomize
