I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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