Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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