Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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