We're like a lot better than the average bears
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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