Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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