sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Come share oat with me in your robe
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
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