Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
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I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
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we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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