You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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