Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Randomize