May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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