i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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