I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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