He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
This is the high leading the old right now
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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