Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
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They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
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These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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