Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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