Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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