I cannot find my penis.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
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It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
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I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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