is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
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