Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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