Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
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i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
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And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
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I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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