Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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