hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
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they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
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The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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