I wish i was in the wii world.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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