So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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