so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
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