He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Say something about gay babies.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
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truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
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his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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