BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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