Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
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Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
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I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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