You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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