Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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