she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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