idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
