they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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