We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
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